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△ 156｜Ankang Police
It’s time to debate whether to use “Happy Dragon Boat Festival” or “Dragon Boat Festival Ankang”.
In order to avoid being targeted by the “Ankang Police”, this year I am too lazy to post some blessings in the circle of friends, mainly for happy holidays, and a group of people will definitely come out to correct you why you can’t use happiness, but use Ankang. I don’t know where they learned the knowledge. Although the rhetoric is different, the core is exactly the same. So now I don’t need to explain why today’s title is called “Ankang Police”, but it doesn’t actually refer to the police in Ankang, Shaanxi Province.
There are several very common “informal” police officers on the Internet, such as “landed police”, “logic police”, “defect police”, “science fiction realistic police” and “Am I the only one who thinks police” and so on. The group of “Ankang Police” is not large, but they are very targeted – they only correct others’ misuse of “Happiness” and “Ankang” and make various corrections.
For example, “Dragon Boat Festival” should be followed by “Ankang”, otherwise the value and meaning of the Dragon Boat Festival will not be reflected normally. Most people think that it was Qu Yuan who threw himself into the river and gave us a three-day vacation that did n’t require adjustment. Therefore, the use of the word “happy” is inevitably a little disrespectful to Qu Yuan, who strives to never adjust holidays. old people. Therefore, modern people should use “ankang” to carry on the blessing of the Dragon Boat Festival – but in fact, before the old man threw himself into the river, the fifth day of the fifth lunar month existed in the lunar calendar. Wasn’t people allowed to be happy at that time?
In the final analysis, it means “the dead are the greatest”. Qu Yuan’s generosity not only provided the content of the language test, but also won the modern social animal a holiday when he did n’t need to take a holiday, but he had to issue a 48-hour nucleic acid test report after going out— —Oh yes, a 48-hour nucleic acid test report must be provided on the return journey. Qu Yuan generously wrote the magnificent words “The wind is small and the water is cold” by the water, and no one felt any sense of disobedience – anyway, the Dragon Boat Festival must be healthy, otherwise “they” will not be happy.
Probably it should have started when the self-media emerged. There are more and more “ankang police” (and “the left hand of the New Year’s greetings should be on the police”, etc.), and their attitude is mostly “happy”. , is wrong, does not conform to traditional Chinese culture, and then it can list many cultural allusions – although many allusions are based on certain short video platforms. How to prove that their “health” is true? Baotuan is obviously unable to meet the professional needs of “police”. After all, there is no public food, and the state will not give salary and bonuses to these “irregularly established” network police. And the task of the police is not to eliminate “crimes” and punish “mistakes” – so they started patrolling.
Once they see someone using words such as “Happy Dragon Boat Festival” and “Happy Mid-Autumn Festival” on the Internet, they will immediately call the police to correct the person’s irregular use of words, and then they must list them regardless of whether the other party is willing to accept the rectification. The “Ankang” Law Enforcement Collection that he has learned explains to the client why the use of “Ankang” is not allowed to be happy.
It’s a pity that this year’s family group did not discuss “Happiness” and “Ankang” anymore. After all, there are a few cultural people there, and they never mind how the police ask for words. “Ankang Police” is not very good. . On the contrary, many other groups will quarrel over which word to use. The debate between “ankang police” and “happy elements” always revolves around “right and wrong” , and they feel a little boring after reading too much-they have not figured out the right and wrong of these two words in the end. In the beginning, wasn’t it because the “Ankang Police” came up with the standard to prove their “authority”, but as a result, these “happy elements” were fooled and felt that they were denied by the “Ankang Police”.
Obviously, I’m not a “happy person” either. It doesn’t matter whether you have a happy Dragon Boat Festival or a healthy Dragon Boat Festival, I even think it’s right to eat and drink well. Let you lose a few years of your life, and if you tell Lao Zhang that “Dragon Boat Festival Well-being”, he will respect you a little bit – if you take a step back, it doesn’t make much sense to have this blessing or not. Qu Yuan’s death is for the common people. It’s a holiday, everyone wishing each other something, I think it should be set as a national day of mourning, and the greatness of Mr. Qu Yuan must be commemorated. On this day, no one is allowed to be happy, and no one is allowed to be healthy, only to eat rice dumplings all day—— Then the state-led pharmaceutical company will make a fortune from constipation medicine in the next few days, and it can also increase GDP.
So after thinking about it, I can’t find the reason why the “ankang police” must actively dispatch the police, the reason why the people are not allowed to be “happy” on the Dragon Boat Festival, but use “ankang” to cover up the truth of happiness – oh, I remembered, why use Dragon Boat Festival Well-being instead of Dragon Boat Festival Happy:
Because, as Chinese, we have to secretly have fun!
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