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A few days ago, botanists claimed that “leeks are actually plants that can grow forever. As long as a certain amount of watering nutrient solution is used, the leeks can continue to grow continuously.” This research conclusion caused an uproar. Many citizens rushed to buy leeks, hoping to gain the freedom to eat leeks in this way.
For a time, the leek economy swept the entire country. Some people at the top are anxious, saying that if the common people eat leeks, and they can continue to produce them, other vegetables will definitely be affected. They called an emergency meeting to decide what to do with the thorny issue.
Some people have proposed whether botanists can create a “leek virus” that can make chives unable to grow permanently by changing their genes;
Some people have asked whether it is possible to submit a chemical substance that can inhibit the growth of leeks in tap water, because most of the people grow leeks at home, and they will use tap water for watering;
Some people proposed legislation to use a heavy code in troubled times, adding the crime of privately reselling and planting leeks to the Criminal Law Amendment;
The last old man said unhurriedly: “Don’t worry, we only need to do one thing, tell the public that research shows that leeks can indeed aphrodisiac, but at the same time we have to spread the point that leeks can easily change men’s sperm. structure, which can easily lead to the birth of a girl.”
A young botanist corrected: “But leeks can’t change the sperm structure.”
Another middle-aged sociologist immediately retorted: “You’re just a dead brain, leek makes you fucking impotent!”
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