Handsome guy, here’s a tissue for you…

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Recently, while waiting for a traffic light at an intersection, an aunt carrying a bag frequently stuffed things into the hands of passers-by. When I walked across the road, she yelled at me and said, “Handsome guy, you look so handsome, I’m sorry to call you, come here, give you a pack!” After she finished speaking, she forced me a tissue, and I carefully checked Look, it turned out to be an advertising tissue of a certain andrology hospital, with the words “caring for men’s health/andrology examination 58 yuan” next to it.

Advertisement paper towels in Putian Hospital

This is 100% an advertisement of a Putian hospital, so don’t believe it, and don’t go there rashly. These hospitals often lure patients to come here with low prices. After the examination, they deceive patients who have serious diseases and must be treated in time to defraud patients of large sums of money. In short, the Putian Department is well versed in the idea that “if you are sick, you have to be treated, and if you are not sick, you have to become sick and let you be cured.” As long as you enter the Putian hospital, you will be able to check for illnesses even if you are not ill, treat minor illnesses for major illnesses, and treat serious illnesses for death. As long as you do not die, you will be treated to death!

In addition, before I was circumcised , I deliberately searched for the keyword “circumcision” on Baidu, and saw that the homepage was almost all paid promotional advertisements from Putian hospitals, and they all recommended going to the local men’s hospital for circumcision. Fortunately, I saw a lot of people denounce the money-swindling routine of the Putian hospital, so I decided to go to the urology department of the third-level hospital to find the chief physician and perform surgery on the lifeblood…

Because I have allergic rhinitis, I reluctantly accepted the pack of tissues from the Andrology Hospital just after I ran out of tissues, hahahaha!

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