After anesthesia, especially when just waking up after general anesthesia, the things that patients do are often eye-opening: revealing bank card account password deposits, teaching mathematics to nurses, confessing to the doctor who always wakes him up, crazy and the people around him Everyone chatters and recites the knowledge points of Marxism-Leninism-Maoist…
Readers of Guoke patients have shared their experiences after anesthesia, let’s take a look:
My mom made a video and played it at the wedding
Cold Sauce Noodles
I had a cholecystectomy under general anesthesia. When I first woke up, I was crying and screaming: Let me go to checkout, let me go to checkout . After being pushed back to the ward, I cried and called my mother again, and then clamored to get up to pee, and cried loudly: “I wet the bed, I can’t get married.” It is said that people around me smiled gently Watch the fun.
I don’t remember it at all afterward, but my mom recorded a video for me to watch. Then, during my wedding, my parents specially asked the wedding company to play this video in front of 200 people… My teammates said, so you hate getting married so much?
No. 1 machine
I had a colonoscopy under general anesthesia for ulcerative colitis and my girlfriend told me that I woke up yelling: I’m a hamster! The girlfriend asked: What color hamster is it? Do you know what you are doing now? I then shouted: I am a black hamster, someone forced me to run the wheel. The doctors and nurses are all laughing…
old white
I had two painless gastroscopes, the first time I woke up and told the nurse that I had 10 million on my card, and the second time I told the nurse that I had seven girlfriends. At that time, the patients who had just finished the treatment were all observing recovery in a small room, and the whole room was watching me…
You ask me, do you remember the scene at that time? I fucking remember! How can I not remember?
ps This is the first time I know that many people will talk nonsense after anesthesia, please post this issue anyway, wait and see.
clump
I am undergoing gastroscopy under general anesthesia, and the family members who accompany me are the elders of the family. It is said that I started swearing when I came out of the operating room, scolded my ex loudly, and exposed my love history… I remembered part of it later, but I couldn’t control it at the time, so I thought I should say it. Later, when the elders told me about it, they felt ashamed…
Grapefruit
When I just had my ovarian cyst removed, my IQ returned to that of a child, and I repeatedly emphasized to the doctors and nurses how beautiful the operating room is, and said hello to everyone I met along the way (my sister is so beautiful, my brother is so handsome), and I went back to the ward He also took crazy selfies with the people around him. After fully waking up, I don’t remember what I have done, but the patients in the same ward told me about it.
generous teacher
I had a growth on my nasopharynx and uvula that needed to be removed. I was working in another city, and it wasn’t a major operation, so I asked my colleagues to accompany me to do it. After the operation, my voice was very low, but I kept saying: I want to eat braised pig’s trotters… I don’t remember it at all, but my colleagues told me, and now the braised pig’s trotters have become a meme.
I cry sad, they laugh happy
Boan
When I was seven years old, I had surgery on my left elbow. I was given an injection during the operation, and then fell asleep. When I woke up, I was already in the ward. Since my left arm was in a plaster cast, it merged with the white sheet, and I couldn’t feel my hand. I thought my arm had been amputated. I started crying and couldn’t stop.
The family thought that there was a problem with the operation, so they urgently called doctors and nurses. After questioning for a long time, I said sadly that my arm was gone. The doctor said, you see that your hand is still there, how can you lose your arm? I grabbed my swollen left hand and pulled it hard, but I couldn’t feel anything, and I cried even more sadly. Later, the family repeatedly mentioned this moment of death…
Lee
I came out crying after my appendicitis operation, I was not a whole man anymore…
kokoro
Once I woke up from anesthesia for a colonoscopy and started breaking down and crying. During that time, I was under a lot of pressure (it was so big that I had a stomach ulcer). After anesthesia, I kept working overtime in my dreams. I was still working at the company on Saturday , and then I lay on the table with a stomachache. The boss came over and said, “Get up and go to the meeting. ” I lay down on the table and cried loudly: “I don’t want to work overtime, why do I have to work overtime on Saturday, my stomach hurts, I don’t want to work overtime, woo woo woo…”
As a result, I kept crying in reality, and the doctor came over and patted me to wake me up and said, stop crying, you are not working overtime. Coincidentally, the patient in the next bed was also half-awake from anesthesia, and said anxiously to the doctor: “I’m not crying, why do you say I’m crying, I’m not crying…” Then the whole ward started laughing.
I and the bed next door fell into our own chaos, until the doctor couldn’t figure it out and called in my family members who were waiting outside. My family members came in and kept comforting me, saying, “Okay, we won’t work overtime, and we will resign tomorrow.” I still remember crying after waking up.
I love to work and I want to study
corgi fairy
My teammate was under general anesthesia for a colonoscopy. I went to pick him up and found that he was talking about astronomy or relativity with the nurse brother who pushed him out (the teammate was studying for a Ph.D. in physics at the time) . The nurse brother talked to him very cooperatively (for fear that he would fall asleep).
Later, the teammate was also in a daze on the way home by car. When he got home, he was a little sober and asked me: Huh? Why are you in the car? I was still lying in the operating room just now, and the doctor asked me to count sheep… I said that you gave a physics class just now, but your teammates didn’t remember anything. From anesthesia to waking up in the car, the memory was blank.
Fatty Wang
I had an operation because the fetal development stopped, and when I woke up, I asked the doctor for the project money… I felt like the doctor wanted to laugh but held back.
Sanyuan
I once had an operation because of a fractured elbow joint. Before I woke up from general anesthesia, I made a rowing motion with my hands and said, “I want to row over there to do my homework!” My mother said that everyone around laughed. , but I don’t remember it at all.
I yelled seriously, my boyfriend was helpless
Lan Xiang
After the painless colonoscopy, I hugged the waist of my boyfriend who came to accompany me, and yelled in the recovery room that girls must protect themselves (it’s still a boy), and I kept yelling many times. He patted my back helplessly, trying to pull me up but couldn’t.
Tiger Fat
When I was woken up after the hysteroscopic surgery, I felt like I was woken up suddenly after a deep sleep. I was very suspicious that my snoring just now affected my image , so I kept asking the nurse if I was snoring. At that time, I thought I was sober, but my mind was muddled. I couldn’t speak a few words, my mouth and mind couldn’t control me, and I fell asleep again. Then I woke up and continued to ask: Did I snore? Does it ring? The husband who accompanied me in the bed had already seen my sleep talking skills and was used to it. He told me not to worry about snoring, it must have been snoring.
Ms. L
After I finished the painless abortion, I shouted for help in Chinese, English, and Japanese, and the sister who was doing the operation behind me was terrified.
77777
I didn’t dare to do ordinary gastroscopy because my stomach was uncomfortable, so I chose gastroscopy with general anesthesia. As a result, during the colonoscopy, the doctor had to inflate the stomach, and I wanted to fart when I came out.
So after I finished, I said loudly to my mother in the waiting room full of patients and their families: I really want to fart! Later, I asked my mother to take a mobile phone to record a video of me, but when I was too sleepy, I threw myself on her again. The nurse asked my mother to keep an eye on me so that I would not fall asleep again. I fell down and got up again and again like a puddle of mud. I felt that I was conscious at the time, but I was more lax like after staying up all night or when I just woke up, and I was very sleepy.
What does the anesthesiologist say?
Acid
I am an anesthetist, so let me share some daily work news.
First of all, during anesthesia induction, some nervous or anxious patients will express their most concerned issues at the last moment before falling asleep:
Did the professor read my CT result?
Is Professor XX doing the surgery?
Please cut it clean for me.
Make it look better for me.
…
After resuscitation, my patients are generally quiet and some of the most common problems encountered are:
finished? So fast, I fell asleep.
what time is it?
What is pathology?
and complain about your discomfort
Of course, I occasionally encounter individual patients who are not awake and restless because they cannot communicate effectively, but I really don’t encounter chatterboxes very often. Most patients don’t remember what they did when they just woke up. Many people said that they didn’t really wake up until they woke up the next morning. However, patients with postoperative discomfort will remember much earlier, which also requires us to cooperate with other departments in anesthesia to try to make patients in a more comfortable state after surgery.
For the various requirements of patients when they just wake up, generally speaking, reasonable ones can basically be met.
Anesthesia is a very important part in the field of modern medicine. Reliable anesthesia not only ensures the smooth progress of the operation, maintains and stabilizes the vital signs of patients, but also helps patients reduce their psychological pressure. Anesthesiologists are behind the scenes and just contribute silently, but they are an indispensable part of surgical treatment. Let us thank the anesthesiologist here.
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