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△ 143｜Masturbator, Out of Time
・Dream is a “masturbation device” for many people, and when you take it out from time to time, you can make yourself numb with others.
・Sometimes the dream is also “chastity lock”, which allows you to freely discuss sex life like a eunuch.Recap
I didn’t expect this series to continue. The “masturbation device” I’m going to talk about today has nothing to do with dreams, and it’s not impossible to have to hook up with dreams. Because everyone has their own aspirations and pursuits, and seeing “▢子 tender▢”, some people want to pursue “tits and tender holes” and some people pursue “photon skin rejuvenation”. After putting on the mosaic, the right to interpret exactly what they want is in the hands of the parties involved.
Today’s two “masturbation devices” can be classified as “inappropriate”. As the name suggests, a person took out a masturbation device in an inappropriate time and space background, but why do these people have to take it out for their own use ? show it to others? That’s what we’re going to discuss today.
▢ son and tender ▢
If you are familiar with the things that have been hotly debated on the Internet these days, you can fill in the space for the subtitle immediately.
The background of the story is very simple – even a little too accustomed to it: Deputy Dean of Zhengzhou University of Light Industry Tan mistakenly sent the information to the counselor to the work group late at night. The entire group was blasted for a while. This group was the work group of the college of Zhengzhou University of Light Industry. The members in the group were mainly counselors, teachers and students and class leaders. Then came the usual plot: my account was stolen, and the messages I sent couldn’t be recalled.
The difference is that this time everyone who saw the message replied with a meaningful “understanding” .
This understanding, I believe that everyone understands that this vice president is also a “person” and has such a straightforward desire and needs; as the first understanding is issued, the subsequent understanding is to understand that pale Weak defense of WeChat account hacking.
Afterwards, Tencent WeChat issued an investigation report on the fact that Vice President Tan’s WeChat account has always been kept under the same IP in the so-called hacking range. In other words, it is impossible for Vice President Tan’s WeChat account to be hacked. Then the plot came to the scene where Vice President Tan was expelled from the academy – to be honest, the so-called Tencent official document, I think it was a fraudulent document. In other words, whether there is this so-called investigation report, in fact, there should be a clear explanation about what the vice dean did – fortunately, this time the college has done something that everyone can understand.
In fact, according to the theory of cockroaches in the kitchen, the cockroach we see with the naked eye can never be the first, let alone the last. It just happened to be in my eyes by coincidence. Something similar must have happened behind the scenes, but no one has discovered it.
After all, Vice President Tan is also a human being, and he also has a human desire for sex, but the way he took out the masturbator was a bit surprising. So the wrong point is not whether he should have such an idea, but that he took out the masturbator without looking carefully at the chat window, so that he could have a good time with the person who should have received the information. The denunciation of Vice President Tan on the Internet, unsurprisingly, still remains on how he can have such a filthy ideological consciousness as a party member and cadre. I feel that this is a bit of a chicken bone. Why can’t he have such an idea, it’s just not very timely.
Ingeniously, he took out his “masturbation device” and wanted to have a good time, but in the end he brought his reputation to the fore – which made those who stared at him and “understood” him, all in That night, I rolled my eyes.
over the wall for love
Another guy who pulled out his masturbator at an inopportune time, not for tits and pussy, but probably for whip and dick.
On May 20, the so-called “Valentine’s Day” in the Chinese commercial market. The retail director of Cartier Shanghai forcibly climbed the wall without wearing a mask and wearing shorts to go to the opposite “Yang” community to take a risk to send the approval. It is said that he surreptitiously went on a date with the opposite same-sex friend, after a night of spring supper for love. In the morning, he climbed the wall and returned to his community, but was caught by the security guards on the spot, and he also found whips and other items from his pocket. The communities that were finally partially unblocked had to take isolation measures again.
At the beginning, a Cartier retail director (hereinafter referred to as the monkey director) was arrested. Seeing that he could not escape the difficulties of the security guard, he pretended to be a foreigner and confronted the security guard in English. And shouted “Hou Dang! Monkey Dang!” (he said hold on as hold down) to prove that he was a foreigner, so as to get rid of sanctions in this way. As a result, the residents of the community who passed by publicly exposed the true face of the director of the monkey as a Chinese, and only then did he appear to be making a fool of himself in the video.
Most people take this news as a joke, but I think there are a lot of interesting points – what drives a middle-aged man to ignore all the risks, even the possibility of social death, I resolutely chose to go to sex on May 20, which is an important “emotional indicator holiday” for many people. If it’s just for sex, it’s possible for this sperm to go to the brain and cause the brain to short-circuit, but obviously he didn’t think that he would become the target of the whole network’s ridicule. It is very likely that he just planned to sneak out in the early morning, after quickly solving his needs, he quietly returned to his residence, but he did not expect that he made this wrong decision at that time, and he waited until the next morning.
What happened that night is what we deserve to ponder and understand. He may have met true love, and after a few whips were pulled, blush and spring heart rippled in his texture and heart; he may have been “detained” for too long, and the grievances that need to be released caused him to suspend recognition. Knowing the time, just like Cinderella forgot the time and stayed in the palace, sooner or later the next day, she will be found out that she is just a village woman in the attic.
Very often, adults have very abstract deviations when making decisions about love and lust. It’s just that some people whitewash them as brave and uninhibited, and some people put on shackles that should not exist for them. When the time is right, they can be moved, and when the time is not, they become vulgar and cheap. They use love. To fight against the laws of nature, the sea and stone will die, and then they use reality and tragedy to destroy erotic love.
It’s a pity that the two people who follow their own desires and take out the masturbator, both poured their desires into it at the wrong time, but turned out to be someone else’s refreshing masturbation device, an inappropriate masturbation device, not themselves but others.
Finally, let’s end the topic a little bit artistically.
An honest lifestyle is actually doing what your body wants, eating when you’re hungry, and not lying when you’re in love.
“Love in the Time of Cholera”
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