make a distinction
Q: What is the difference between a first class seat and a second class seat on a high speed train?
A: Second class seats are for normal people, business seats are for rich people, and first class seats are for the great unwashed who didn’t get second class seats.
Accident (I)
Successfully traveled to Grandpa Miyazaki’s world.
Totoro, I’m coming!
What the fuck? Why are there walkers chasing me?
Which fucking Miyazaki is this!
Accident (II)
I took a super old cab once and sat down and felt a whoosh of cold under my feet.
Low and behold, there was a ragged hole, and through that ragged hole I saw the road…
rationale
Q: It doesn’t make sense how the Western Pharmacy is on the east side of the hospital.
A: The fight was a surprise, and none of the viruses could escape.
programmatic
Northern tourism has “follow the Wukong tour of Shanxi”, southern tourism can not also come to a “follow Qu Yuan tour of the Yangtze River”?
fail (e.g. experiments)
Cat: I’d like a super burger combo, please.
Waiter: are you sure you want to waste one of your nine lives on junk food?
Cat: You’re wasting the one life you have left working in this small space.
骚扰
I saw a lady in the parking lot who couldn’t find her car, and then I watched as I honked my horn every time she reached out and pressed her car keys.
logic (loanword)
Q: Why do meat eaters keep justifying their killing (eating meat)? Are animals inherently deserving of being food for humans? Why is God so unfair to animals?
A: I was going to have veggie hash browns, and because of your question, I’ve decided to have chicken casserole for dinner and a plain pork sausage. Just remember, this chicken and this pork are dead because of you.
characteristic
“Do you have a point?!”
Root Three exasperatedly said to Root Two.
惊吓
Horror stories at the bank:
Last month, I ran a collection code for the oldest man who sells burritos and bean brains out front, and now the entire branch is writing a report explaining why everyone has had multiple money transactions with that collection code.
传闻
A couple of girlfriends are having coffee and the first woman says, “I hear you’ve been telling people I’m ugly!”
“No! What I’m saying is that your new haircut makes you look less attractive.”
“And I heard you’ve been calling me fat?”
“No! What I’m saying is that you’re going to look bigger in those stripes than you actually are.”
“I also heard you say my husband has sores on his ding-dong!”
“No! What I’m saying is that it feels like he has sores on his ding-dong!”
@gyopoo: The biggest lesson I’ve learned so far from using the Internet to publish my work is that you have to express your likes. Without communication and feedback, singers would disappear, writers would change careers, and homosexuals would climb the walls.
@ 是寻瑕呀:Teachers,经过这段时间的学习,目前已掌握低空经济,先进封装,光刻机,光刻胶,半导体,芯片,人工智能,光模块,PCB,算力,CPU,GPU,固态电池,硫化物,BC 电池,零碳电网,摩尔线程,蚂蚁金服,文远知行,赛力斯机器人,特斯拉,擎天柱,FSD。 Hongmeng, Kunpeng, Rise, Euler, Whalehung, Pangu, Satellite Communications, Commercial Spaceflight, Star Chain, Real Estate, Chemical Debt, Environmental Protection …… Knowledge Learned, Account Lost. Human beings have true feelings, who can v me 50 to participate in the Crazy Thursday? Thank you.
@ Ma Boyong: help friends tutoring children language, teaching to the “Mulan Diction” “East city to buy steeds, West city to buy saddle blankets, South city to buy bridles, North city to buy long whip”, I by the way to extend the development of the government military system, but unfortunately, he seems to understand not to understand.
I said you’ve been to Disney, right? Did you take a cab to the park by yourself? He said yes. I said did you bring your own snacks and bread and mineral water? He said yes. I said is it true that when you enter the park, you first go to the castle and line up for an audience with the princesses? Then in the afternoon when the Princes and Princesses parade around, you stand honestly on both sides of the road and follow? He said yes.
This is the Prefectural Soldier System.
@Antonio Zhang: reading history. The dissemination of big events in the era of underdeveloped information technology was hampered and sometimes full of drama.
In 1808, Napoleon’s army occupied Spain, and it was months before the news reached Venezuela, then a Spanish colony. There were no newspapers in Venezuela at the time, so someone from outside the country brought two issues of The Times to Caracas, where local scribes translated the stories, but local officials said the British were spreading rumors.
It wasn’t long before a French ship and a British ship arrived in Venezuela almost simultaneously.
Coming off the French ship were Napoleon’s representatives, demanding that the colonists submit to France.
Down from the British ship came British officers, saying that the Spanish people are revolting against the French invaders, and the people of the colonies, you too, rise up against the Frenchmen, and the British Empire will support you!
@ Fantasy Mr. Liu: Ancient China has a class of ghost stories, very subtle and clever expression of this meaning, that is, there is a class of grievous ghosts scourge the earth to poison the innocent, is not to take revenge on the person who let him suffer wronged, why? Either this person has what it is afraid of the magic treasure, is the evil spirit of the evil person so that it can not get close to him, so that he took the innocent to give vent to their grievances. Must be someone to go to the evil man’s magic weapon, or suppress the fury, in order to let it succeed in revenge, in fact, is to take the ghosts and gods to say the true story of mankind, to tell you that those who seem to be “invincible” things, is not afraid of anything!
@ wingtipwing: When you are older and have experienced a little bit, you can deeply realize that being normally unattached can be equivalent to being unsupported when you need it the most. We all know that when you are strong, you need to accumulate wealth, so that when you are old and weak, you can use money to renew your life. In fact, the family is also, without the young day after day to cultivate the heart, old, there will be nothing to rely on.
ChatGPT 4 Beats Human Doctor’s Diagnosis
@ Baron Doncaster:It’s a big deal.
ChatGPT 4 beats the diagnosis of human doctors, even when those doctors use ChatGPT 。。。。。。
This was my judgment at the beginning of the year and now it’s in the NYT 。。。。
The test utilized 50 physicians and addressed 6 challenges.
ChatGDP 90%。
Human 74%.
Human Use ChatGDP 76%.
@ Between Coming and Going: doctor diagnosis also continues to be a combination of data and experience, and is not a creative industry that throws a bunch of test reports at an AI and a doctor, and theoretically the AI is more accurate, right?
Take off the blindfold. Nothing but pain.
@stage1st Nerdy Community:In the past, there was a version of the company to leave. The company’s version of this job, not much technical content, but is a lot of things, to be careful. Most of the things are with a dozen groups every day docking progress, bugs, release, test. Can’t get the progress wrong, can’t get the people wrong, can’t get the version number wrong. It can be said that the industry’s assembly line to play the screw occupation, not meaningful but indispensable. It just so happens that there is a girl in the company, at first dry content planning, but work quite seriously. The supervisor then said to the girl, you take over this matter, and then hand it back later when the position is recruited.
And then the …… industry is not very good, there is no hc, people run away can not be recruited. At the beginning of the game has not yet entered the test, so the version of the work is not much, part-time to do nothing. But as she did it, she became a ball of thread from a single thread. It can be said that the whole department who can be replaced, but she is not replaceable. But the original planning work can only be handed over, day and night overtime assembly line to play screws, playing the pain. And this work can not be handed over, live into the department of the load-bearing wall.
Because the girl is nice, works hard and has an okay brain. So there is an opportunity to go next door to the new project living water. Next door also think people are good, and mention to the supervisor to run. This time the supervisor scared the urine, load-bearing wall ran this project can still be good. Even if the recruitment of people can not take this job a short time ah. I’ve been talking to people every day and emphasizing that they are indispensable. In the end, I didn’t leave, and I felt sorry for my supervisor and the program if I left like that.
O good man, he should learn to turn a mill like a donkey, and with the blindfold on. Take off the blindfold. It’s nothing but pain.
@ Sea Moon Sailors Don’t Get Lost.The system is also like this, no one likes to do the garbage work, once you get your hands on it, you can not get rid of it, a person who works two or three jobs to promote the promotion is not your business, the risk of problems is also big!
@stage1st Nerdy Community:A big company and a system are the foundation.