[White Night Talk] “Ice Cream Assassin” in the supermarket freezer

Beijing was extremely hot last week. On an ordinary afternoon, I walked into the small supermarket downstairs as usual. I only planned to buy a bottle of water, but because I had just seen the viciousness of the noon sun, I walked to the freezer in the corner in a trance. At this time, I didn’t know that an assassin was lurking in it, quietly waiting for the prey to come to the door.

I picked up an ice cream, glanced at its plain packaging and the brand I had never heard of, labelled it “inexpensive” without authorization, and hurriedly took it to the checkout. But when the number “23 yuan 5” popped out of the cashier brother’s mouth, I finally realized that the small ice lump in my hand was the legendary “ice cream assassin”.

This new term has appeared with exceptional frequency recently. It may be because there are more and more high-priced ice cream hidden in the pile of cheap ice cream, and they can always jump out of people’s wallets and slash a knife, so that they are named assassins.

事后拍摄的案发现场 The scene of the crime filmed afterwards

The name is aptly made. Especially when I heard the price, while there were several other items in the bag, the cashier’s face was taken for granted, and I immediately felt the chill on my wallet, and I understood This is why assassins can easily succeed.

It captures that awkward moment when we pull out our phones to check out. My complicated mental journey at the moment of this decision can be understood as a simple face problem, or the ease of worrying about lining up again, fearing to cause trouble to others, or the devil’s whispered “Take it all, just try it” Just a moment.”

In short, I just gritted my teeth and paid the money in such a confused way. I believe that many victims of ice cream assassins, like me, regretted the inexplicable impulse to take the knife afterwards. But what really makes netizens complain is that there are more and more sky-high ice creams like this, and it is difficult to tell whether it is an assassin from the appearance.

The reason is very simple: “Those expensive ice cream, can you do the same as Haagen-Dazs, build a cabinet and offer yourself up, don’t hide in the corner of the freezer, who will you assassinate?” In order to prevent more people from being assassinated, they also concluded Jing Shihengyan, who is out of the ice cream industry, tried to prevent more wallet tragedies: If you want to eat ice cream, don’t take it if you don’t know it.

But this still can’t help people being deceived by the assassin’s disguise, so “Ice Cream Man” appeared. Although he is not like the “chicken nugget man” of a fast food restaurant, he will quietly give customers two more chicken nuggets, but he will secretly put the high-priced ice cream in the corner, and use dry cough and gestures to imply customers when paying “It’s an assassin”.

视频里演绎的雪糕侠 Ice Cream Man in the video 

Fortunately, with the popularity of the word recently, the chaos of sky-high ice cream has gained more and more discussion – although this does not necessarily mean that the problem can be solved. But I think most people should be like me and don’t care if the ice cream actually contains some mess of Ecuadorian pink diamond chocolate, Shimoga shrine pseudo-electric white or SR388 planetary wild mulberry juice (only the first flavor is real) ), as long as the taste is not bad and the price is affordable, it is still difficult for bad coins to completely eliminate good coins.

四 大 天 王 Four kings 

And the creative word “assassin” is likely to be carried forward even after the public opinion is quiet, no longer restricting the scope of business to the freezer, and targeting not only our wallets. After all, poor information with consumers is always a convenient means for businesses to try. After one wave of chaos ends, there will always be another wave.

At least in the supermarket, I have also encountered cakes that can be called “assassins”. Although I didn’t do anything about the price, when I dug a spoon into this cake that looked like matcha flavored tea and took a bite, the spiciness in my mouth revealed its true colors. I hurriedly checked the packaging with dense English. It was only in the corner that I saw the flavor that shocked me – the peppery flavor.

可能只是我欣赏不来它的美味,但我不理解的食物最近越来越多 Maybe it’s just that I don’t appreciate its deliciousness, but there are more and more foods I don’t understand recently

According to this statement, those junk games that we encountered when we bought games disguised as serious games, or the goods were incorrect or just pretentious or false propaganda, can also be called “game assassins”. Especially in the past, the after-sales service of digital games was not as perfect as it is now. Once the car rolls over, there is no chance for a second-hand card to return blood.

Fortunately, the after-sales service of each platform has become more and more perfect, which ensures that we will not buy mediocre sky-high games, otherwise players will not only be angry with the game content. After all, after I was hit by the ice cream assassin, only the number “23 yuan 5” kept reverberating in my mind. As for the most important taste of ice cream, I have no impression left.

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