Angry cats are like little women.

Civet cats are evil, highly intelligent, wild and independent, and very difficult to raise.

Mimi has been a character since she was a little girl, overly active and energetic, even a little “super-masculine”, often snapping her teeth and claws at people, and biting the baby on many occasions. I took advantage of its small and malleable nature, and repeatedly threw my old fists and hammered it on the head. That said, the feline brain is really hard, these punches swung to the human head, people also have to be blinded, but Mimi froze not a thing. Thanks to my violent suppression since childhood, slightly suppressed some wild, or now the scene will be more difficult to clean up.

The civet cat is also very smart. Often in the jittery sound brush to all kinds of civet cats will jump up to open the door God, at that time only as a “pose record” segment to see, the results did not expect, Mimi actually learned to open the door from the teacher.

At first, only open the wooden door of the bedroom, and then it took advantage of people open and close the door when not paying attention to their own personal sneak to the hallway to stroll a few rounds, about the taste of freedom, and from then on will be uncontrollable. The first just while people switch the door is not prepared, cat waist an arrow rushed out, and then figured out that the original security door opening method with the bedroom wooden door, often during the day when no one at home, open the door to go out to play. Several times I went home and saw the door wide open, played enough of it, still do not want to go back to the house, a small pile of grain in the door.

Last year, during the 11th festival, I went back to Zhengzhou from my hometown first, but when I arrived home, I realized that I forgot to bring the key. What’s worse is that my wife, who has never thrown the door open and left, used the key to unlock the door that time, making it impossible to unlock the door by technical means, and I had to violently dismantle the lock. Taking advantage of that opportunity, I replaced the door with a long-desired fingerprint lock. The locksmith, however, kind of took advantage of the situation, seeing that I would have to buy a lock from him immediately, and lionized me. I just had to suck it up and buy the least pitiful looking low end one.

If you’re not trying to protect against cats, this lock actually works pretty well. The battery, in particular, is extraordinarily durable. It’s been thirteen months since I put it in last year’s eleventh quarter, and the battery is still working healthily.

The biggest problem with this lock is that there is no real anti-lock feature. It looks like it can be unlocked from the outside with a lift of the door knob, but in reality all of the unlocking can be linked and unlocked with a press of the knob from the inside of the door. If you want to realize the real anti-lock, you can only manually turn the anti-lock knob from the inside. But then there is no way to open the door from the outside.

The neighborhood in the university town near, surrounded by state organs, is a very good security area, coupled with my door and installed a smart doorbell, basically do not have to worry about being stolen. So this door lock is simple, but if we only talk about the “defense”, in fact, also enough. There is no such stupid thief, see the door is equipped with a camera, but also stupid to step on the trick.

But Mimi’s appearance, so the situation has changed. There is a “mole” in the house, it is to pull the door open, they run in style, but the door is wide open, there is no guarantee that “bad intentions” people into the house to rummage through some boxes.

Home really quite some thieves can see the eye of the stuff, all kinds of electronic products, this pad that book. If only these electronic products, steal also steal. The key I also saved a few years of gold, from a gram of less than five hundred saved to more than seven hundred eight hundred, now also worth a lot. Usually put in the bedroom closet, which if the small thief a net, I simply want to heartache sleepless.

A few days ago, when I once again came home at noon to find the portal wide open and Mimi nowhere to be found, I asked Bull to tell my wife, who was still in a state of cold turkey at the time, to pack up the home and move it to the basement.

The basement is actually quite safe. For one thing, no one will think who will put the bulk of valuable objects into the basement, which is called the military tricky way also. Secondly, the basement door directly above the hanging property’s large security cameras, deterrent pull full, any professional quality of qualified thieves will not choose my basement to commit crimes.

Yet the wife obviously didn’t think so. A woman’s love of jewelry is etched into her soul. Wang Jiazhi in “The Color Ring” willingly betrayed her revolutionary comrades and risked her own life for a diamond ring. The wife apparently thinks that the gold deserves to stay in the bedroom, close by.

What my wife does is throw the cat in the cat carrier before she leaves the house.

Most women don’t like cats very much. I think it may be because cats are too charming and alluring, forming a kind of animalistic level of competition with women. And at this level of competition, any cat can realize the absolute crushing of any woman, which is bound to stimulate the subconscious dissatisfaction of women.

This cat cage or wife to buy back, she was advocating that it is okay to have a cat, but to close the cage, but also said that her coworkers who who have cats are kept in the cage. I strongly objected, saying that this is cruel and inhumane, and your colleague must not really love cats. At that time, although Mimi had already begun to show her mischievous nature, but after all, she hadn’t gotten into too many “bad habits”, so the matter was dropped.

But now Mimi favorite nothing to sneak around the habit, has seriously affected the family personal and property security – if it will be the door in the middle of the night to pull open to sneak out, may break into the home is no longer a small thief, but a big thief. In this highest “politics” and the biggest “big picture” in front of the wife will be locked in the cage behavior will appear to be very reasonable.

I actually can’t quite understand why Mimi likes to go out for a walk so much. He is a young male cat, but he had already lost his eggs when he was less than a year old. According to the theory, the little male who has lost his eggs should not have much face to go out. Unlike this man, who hangs out in the hallway day after day, the neighbors in the upper and lower floors almost know him. A common neighbor yells in the homeowners group: “18th floor, your cat is out again, can not be shooed away, hurry to come back to carry it!”

Since last Sunday, I have been out on a business trip. Tonight, I arrived home and took a look at the cat’s cage. The little guy was so angry that his cheeks were bulging, half of the litter in the cat’s litter box was spilled, and the food and water bowls were knocked over on the floor, so I don’t know when they were knocked over, and he didn’t eat or drink for a long time.

I let the cat out and filled it with water and rice.

The most shocking thing happened to me. After the cat had had its fill of wine, it meowed and rubbed around my legs and feet a couple of times, then wandered to the door with catlike steps, stood up on the shoe-changing bench, reached out, there was a crisp unlocking sound from the door lock, and the cat arched open the door with such ease that it went on its merry way.

A short while later, the wife returned with the bull.

Speaking of the cat’s behavior in the past few days, my wife was even more furious, pointing to the chalk spilled on the floor in front of Niu Niu’s study table and saying, “The cat is angry with someone! Yesterday, he started to fight against people! Look at this deliberate sabotage raking the baby’s chalk to the floor!”

Although she complained about the cat’s faults, once she heard that the cat had disappeared, her wife went out to look for the cat.

When the cat left the house, it moved cleanly, as if it had made up its mind of some kind. I thought that the cat was really angry this time, and I was afraid that it would never come back.

As a result, every two minutes, the sound of meowing came from the hallway. Like a dog, Mimi followed her wife into the door with a lurching catlike stride.

I asked where I found the cat.

The wife gave a sunburnt sigh and said, “How much more can it do? The top day ran up two floors and down two floors. He was standing at the entrance of the 17th floor, waiting for someone to come and get him. As soon as I went over, he followed me back.”

Animals like cats, they are truly divine, even when they get angry, they are just like little women.

Better get a good lock soon.

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