Reflections (I)
I apologize for not being able to participate in the recording and live broadcast of the 2025 Spring Festival Gala due to personal reasons.
Sorry for the anticipation and thank you for your support and love!
Reflections (II)
Is it possible: human beings are infinite monkeys, capable of uttering an infinite number of words every day, and one of us has already written an entire Hamlet!
怪人
A species that exists only in fiction:
1. Female university students who go to lectures and dabble in classes because their professors are handsome
2. Netizens who create cp superlatives and put their cp on hot search because of an ambient photo.
3. Because of the sister-in-law’s beautiful so after the love affair was exposed all become Wenliang cp fan fans fans
4. Laborers who join the company because the president is good-looking
5. Knowing that the attacker is the female character of the address book who still wants to compete with the victim
6. Because the hero is good to the heroine wants to replace the heroine’s spiritual mistress and the husband who never sleeps in the Ivy, a kind of irony that makes no sense.
怪事
Daydreaming.
Why is it that we use our smartphones for hours every day, but rarely dream of playing with them?
performances
We’ll see, next time I go to the airport I’ll bring a washed shampoo bottle and fill it with yogurt, and when they say liquids aren’t allowed in, I’ll open it and drink it.
percussion (music)
“The Cantonese have not a single weakness!”
“You’ve got a double ponytail peeking out of your teacup.”
可怕
I’ve always thought the “Italian pineapple pizza” thing was pretentious or a stunt.
Until one day I saw a kiwi-filled bun and my brow immediately furrowed.
套路
There’s a man-nymph on B-Site who’s going to go to India to fix Sango.
That male female anchor often teases national men at Comic-Con or other places with female costumes and fake voices, for example, when a national man touches his stocking legs, he suddenly changes from a soft girl’s voice to a majestic roar, which often makes the national man unable to get off the stage.
This time he’s booked a flight to India to prepare for the whole thing live.
consideration (in share dealing)
Q: Why are so many of the romantic action movies free?
A: Your pure soul is the price.
@ The Wooden Goat Book:
Followed by a few sequels by Tongliao Rat:
Qin Shihuang in a rocking chair — winning without moving
Qin Shi Huang captured Han Wu’s younger brother — and won completely.
Kissing Emperor Qin Shi Huang– a sure win.
@ FatKillerWhale: A family, flesh and blood, runs out of money, and a lot of people show their fangs and tear it up. A society, money began to become less, difficult to earn, the results can be imagined. Now you know the great significance wisdom of insisting on economic construction as the center and reform and opening up.
@ Disillusioned Demon Monk: Consumer downgrading is silent. Early years in the fall have to stick autumn fat, then changed to drink milk tea, this year I look, began to popular pick up leaves.
We may never be entirely sure what the world record is for “the earliest childhood memory a human being can remember.” –JetSetJers
RT @ValleyVerdict: After a lot of information contamination, the answers given by AI are not necessarily correct, there are a lot of errors and bullshit
@ Roc Guardian Thousand Households: United States of America, One Word Parallel King, Protector of the Nation, Crown Prince and Crown Prince, Second Batulu, Plus One Rank, Leader of the Dezhou Pastor and Governor of Washington, King of New York, Lord of Mars, General of the Electric Cavalry, Flying Marshal of the Sky, Star-Chained Taipao, Rewarded for Danshu and Iron Coupons, Walking in the White Palace with a Gun, Entering the Dynasty without Tendency, Attending the Worship Without a Name, Sword Cultivation on the Palace, and Opening of the House of the Ceremonial Office with the Three Secretaries of the Ceremonial Office. Abbreviation: Ma Baoguo
@ Xiang Xiaotian: Beijing invested in this fab, 20 billion investment, full production by 2030, full production after-tax profit of 600 million dollars on average, the total investment profit margin of 2.21%.
From this project, we can see that the mature process (28nm and above) on the Chinese side will be rolled up to the point that other factories will be rolled up to no profit.
@ Chu head chat: training people, in fact, is the need for companies to post money to post business opportunities, really nothing to gain, today’s public opinion environment, but also at all times to prevent being labeled as a capitalist…