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Original link: https://onojyun.com/2022/05/21/5665/ △ 141｜Condom Tycoon Cheng Chi never thought that he would be arrested for “illegal manufacturing of condoms”. Cheng Chi thought that he could not touch any law, so he didn’t think about defense lawyers from the beginning. As a result, the state could only assign him a public defender, surnamed Wang. At […]

Original link: https://onojyun.com/2022/05/20/5633/ △ 140｜The person who was at fault for peeking at the letter should not have been peeping in the first place After timing the article, I realized that this article will be published on May 20. Since the Chinese people did not allow “foreign festivals”, these “e-commerce festivals” created by merchants have

Original link: https://onojyun.com/2022/05/18/5598/ △ 138.5｜The Masturbator Continued Today , “The Masturbator” was automatically released. I didn’t expect to encounter a small plot of taking out the “masturbation device” in the morning to make people feel good. To be honest, there are too many people who talk about their dreams and future, but the fun this

Original link: https://onojyun.com/2022/05/16/5585/ The telescope may have encountered its first full moon. The moon is moving so fast that it can’t be caught with a high-powered electronic camera, and it’s moving at a speed visible to the naked eye. In the first half of this year, the planets appear in the second half of the

△ 135｜Do you wish me to die? I did have a deep introspection on why I am not a person who likes to “bless” others. Even if I am really happy for the other person in my heart, I rarely say “blessings”, so that after my friend told me a good news a few days

△ 134｜If my girlfriend and I exchange souls, will you choose my body or my soul? Today’s topic is still taken from a mentally disabled emotional problem. I think it is as brainless as “If we are not together, will you cheat on me if you meet me?” So, today’s article is the same as

△ 133｜This is our last generation Excuse me, This is our last generation, thanks. May 2022 China This sentence can be said to be absolutely loud, not only because of the period and reason for its utterance, but also because this sentence is more like the beginning of some kind of unspoken curse. It is

△ 132｜Forever Your Mother Far This article left a timing for publishing at 11:00 this morning, but it didn’t write a single word of the content. It’s past 10, and there’s a tension and vulgar drama to defuse the bomb before the countdown arrives. When I wrote this topic yesterday, I planned to use it

△ 131｜Spider When I got up to go to the toilet at dawn, I vaguely remembered that on the window outside the toilet, there was a spider the size of a thumb-nail. It was enjoying the joy of harvest on the already woven spider web. At that time, it was wrapping a new Insects on

△ 130｜A guide to anti-moral kidnapping in love I I should have mentioned before that I love to “eavesdrop” on other people’s conversations while I’m eating. It wasn’t actually eavesdropping, but what they said was so obvious that it was easy for me to separate out the causes and consequences of the inside. For example,

△ 129｜Survival Game I went to get takeout just now, and when I returned to the elevator and went upstairs, I always felt that the elevator that was supposed to go upstairs had an inexplicable sense of weightlessness, more like it was descending. So I instinctively confirmed the direction of the elevator again and again,

△ 128｜Confession In the student days, some very common things are always attached to a lot of rituals, and “confession” is one of the rituals. The only “sense of ritual” I had when I was a student was telling my friends that I probably didn’t live to be 30 years old. I’m not a romantic

△ 117｜If we weren’t together, would you cheat on me if you met me? Some time ago, I had an unlucky chat about death, but recently I changed the topic and talked about feelings. The title is taken from an “emotional trap question”: Husband, if you don’t marry me, will you cheat when you meet