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head of ten households

Original link: https://onojyun.com/2022/09/26/7312/ “Hello, I want to apply to go out and buy some supplies.” “Who is the head of the ten households in charge of you? Did he agree?” “What is the head of the ten households, I don’t know who the head of the ten households is.” “That’s not good. You can’t go

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Burglary

Original link: https://onojyun.com/2022/09/23/7274/ The thief broke into the house, thinking that there was no one at home, but the owner suddenly returned home, and the thief was frightened to death, maybe the owner would be convicted; It was this thief who knew that there were people in the house, so he killed the people in

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Absolutely impossible game ads on Simplified Chinese social networks

Original link: https://onojyun.com/2022/09/23/7256/ △ 266|A game advertisement that is absolutely impossible for a simplified Chinese social network Don’t be fooled, the “this kind of game” mentioned in the title must not exist in simplified Chinese social networks, even if it is more brainwashing, more eye-catching, and more addictive than those stupid advertisements in WeChat Moments

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life conversion system

Original link: https://onojyun.com/2022/09/22/7252/ △ 265|Life Conversion System A car accident killed 27 people, because the cause of death was a traffic accident, so their deaths became “unimportant” in the self-justifying rules of the game. A few days ago, I saw an article that the 27 people who died in car accidents were counted as non-coincidental

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amulet of immortality

Original link: https://onojyun.com/2022/09/21/7243/ △ 264|Amulet of immortality Came across a nice “sample” in the elevator. “Sample” is an old man who has been playing a short video on his mobile phone while waiting for the elevator. The content is roughly to say that many elderly people in China have made outstanding contributions to the construction

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Traffic Accident II

Original link: https://onojyun.com/2022/09/20/7232/ “Would you like to take this bus?” “Hello, yes.” “That requires you to sign a “Traffic Accident Disclaimer Consent” here, otherwise we have the right to refuse you to take the bus.” “Ah? What do you mean? What is this consent form for?” “It means that if you take this bus, if

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Judging people by appearance is wrong, but judging people by wealth is mostly right

Original link: https://onojyun.com/2022/09/20/7229/ △ 263|It is wrong to judge people by appearance, but it is mostly right to judge people by wealth My wife and I have many restaurants that we often go to. One of the first conditions is that there are “less people”. These (low-quality) restaurants with fewer people and delicious food are

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three elements of time

Original link: https://onojyun.com/2022/09/17/7161/ △ 260|Three Elements of Time The magic of a time unit is that it can be long or short depending on human perception. During the last five hundred days of writing, I liked to talk about the concept of “time” because I always felt that a person’s lifetime was not enough, so

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